If You're still struggling to earn your first $1 online...

you're an idiot
But guess what?

 You're just Seconds Away from An Idiot-Proof Action Plan That will show you exactly how to start crushing it online
I'll get straight to the point: I'm not selling anything. 

I'm about to ram so much value down your throat that the next time you see me, you're going to give me a big hug and a kiss.

And don't get it twisted - I'm not doing this because I'm a nice person.

I'm not. 

I'm just like you. I only care about myself.

But by helping you and giving you free stuff, I get my name out there.

In fact, I regularly get emails from people BEGGING me to give them my affiliate links so I'll get credit for their purchases.

But enough bragging. 

We all know I'm awesome. 

Let's get down to business.
What You're About To Get For Free
  • A Full Course On Getting Clients Through Cold Emails
  • A Full Course On Generating B2B Leads On Autopilot
  • A Full Course On Starting Your Own Social Media Management Agency
  • A 30 Day Course On Creating Your Own Info Product
  • A "Business In A Box" Funnel That You Can Start Making Money From TODAY
  • A Pre-Made Digital Marketing Agency Website
  • A Pre-Made Social Media Management Agency Website
  • A Pre-Made Lead Generation Business Website
  • A Pre-Made Email Marketing Business Website
  • Lifetime Access To A Custom Link Shortener And Analytics Tool
  • Lifetime Access To A Powerful YouTube Video Ranking Tool
  • A Copy Of This EXACT Affiliate Marketing Funnel
  • ...and a ton more shit that I can't be bothered to type out!
A Closer Look At All This Free Shit
Honestly, that small list doesn't really capture the value of all of these things I'm giving you. 

So in this section, I'm going to go over each of them in slightly more detail.
Bonus #1: A Full Course On Getting Clients Through Cold Emails
I created this course after mastering the art of getting clients through cold emails.

This is how I got my start online and I explain literally everything you need to do to start getting clients. 

If you can't make any money with this, then you should probably consider a career in manual labor.

Or if you're a woman, just look for a rich husband.

This course comes with its own set of bonuses which you can read about below.
Bonus #1.1: Unlimited Email Support ($997 Value)
I will be personally helping you out and making sure you start making money soon.

You can reach out to me personally any time at yalla.papi@idiotproofprofits.com

You’ll be getting your very own cold-emailing mentor who’s a veteran internet marketer.

I’ll help you get started using cold emails to build get high-paying clients THE RIGHT WAY. 

Instead of trying to reinvent the wheel, you can leverage my successes and failures to help you get clients who are willing to pay you $100s - $1000s per month.
Bonus #1.2: Lifetime Access To A Private Mastermind Facebook Group For Members (A $997 Value)
We've all heard the saying: "It's not what you know, but WHO you know."

In the marketing world, nothing could be more true.

When it comes down to it, there's no substitute for surrounding yourself with like-minded people who are drinking the same Kool Aid as yourself.

From swapping strategies to joint-venture collaborations, mastermind groups have been a staple in the business world for centuries. 

And for good reason.

You'll get lifetime access to this group and it's quite likely that you'll find comrades for life!
Bonus #1.3: A List Of 300+ Free Resources For Entrepreneurs And Digital Nomads (A $297 Value)
Compiled over MONTHS and from dozens of individual collaborators, this massive spreadsheet is a list of free resources that aspiring freelancers can use to grow their online business without spending a single penny.

From marketing to graphic design to sales training, this list has it all. 

Easily the most valuable resource in this bundle!
Bonus #1.4: Top Secret Lead Generation Manual (A $297 Value)
As amazing as cold emailing is, there are ways to supercharge this strategy beyond your wildest dreams.

This manual is one of the MOST valuable bonuses if not THE most valuable because it will solve the problem that all web-based businesses have: traffic.

Inside, you'll read about how I got 43 new clients in just two months by using a 100% COLD lead generation strategy that runs on autopilot.

Even better, it won't cost thousands of dollars to maintain like paid Facebook ad campaigns.
Bonus #1.5: The Ultimate List of Lifetime Recurring Affiliate Programs White-Label Rights ($297 value)
I’ve been maintaining a Google Sheet that currently contains a list of 122 lifetime recurring affiliate programs.

It’s the largest list of its kind and you can view it on the next page. 

It’s constantly being updated as we find new affiliate programs.

With the white-label rights to this document, you can pass it off as your own and add links back to your own site if you wish.

It also works really well as a lead magnet or as a resource you can give away on your blog or Facebook group.
Bonus #1.6: Million Dollar Ad Swipe Library White-Label Rights ($197 value)
We took a look at the Facebook ads of 40 of the top internet entrepreneurs and created this amazing swipe file for you to study and use.

Inside, you’ll see the entire ad copy and images of millionaire marketers like Russell Brunson, Dan Henry, Kaelin Poulin, Liz Benny, Drew Manning, Kevin David and more.

We HIGHLY recommend that you unabashedly copy these ads and customize them for your own business when you're ready to scale up from cold emailing. 
Bonus #1.7: Bonus Vault ($797 value)
Speaking of bonuses, what’s the secret to making it EASY for your customers to buy your product or service?

It’s by offering incredible bonuses. 

The problem is that most of us don’t have time to create high converting bonuses that people will actually want.

By getting access to the Bonus Vault, you’ll be able to choose from 40 different bonus products as incentives to push your potential customers over the edge into becoming paying customers.
Bonus #2: A Full Course On How To Get Leads On Autopilot
Once I mastered the cold email strategy, I started looking for ways to scale.

I found a very powerful tool that allowed me to contact businesses through their contact forms.

The way it works is that it would scrape search engines for websites based on certain keywords.

Then it would contact them en masse with a pre-written message while I slept.

This allowed me to contact several thousand businesses PER DAY.

Let that sink in for a second...

After using the tool for so long, I decided to create a course about how to use it.

The course is broken up into two sections:

       1) How to use the tool (technical stuff)
       2) How to make money with the tool (fun stuff)

Each section has around a dozen videos.
Bonus #3: A Full Course On Starting Your Own Social Media Management Agency
By now you've probably realized that I enjoy making courses.

In fact, sometimes I sit around and think to myself, "What kind of course can I create today?"

The next one I made was a course on starting your own SMMA.

I don't want to sell it too hard, but in it I go over the two main pain points that people face when trying to start an SMMA:

     1) How to get clients
     2) How to service them once you get them

As an added bonus, I also include a free website for your SMMA.

In other words, you have everything you need to start signing up clients right away.

All you have to do is drive traffic.

And with the two bonuses I mentioned before, that should be a piece of cake.
Bonus #4: A 30 Day Course On Creating Your Own Info Product
So this one I actually can't take credit for.
This is a course created by one of ClickFunnels' top affiliates, Doug Boughton.

This specific course is intended to be a replacement for the One Funnel Away Challenge.

The OFA is a 30 day live training program where each day you're tasked with daily missions that are related to creating an info product.

By the end of the program, you have a working sales funnel and info product that you can start driving traffic to and making money.
Let's Take A Break So I Can Tell You Why I'm Doing This
By now you're probably thinking to yourself,

"Wow, this guy is super cool. How nice of him to give away all this stuff for free!"

And you'd be right on both counts.

     1) I am super cool.
     2) And I am giving it away for free.


I am going to ask you to do something for me. 

It just so happens that this "something" doesn't involve giving me any money.

I want you to sign up for a ClickFunnels account via my affiliate link.

You see, this is what we call a "giveaway funnel."

A giveaway funnel is where you give a bunch of stuff away to people in exchange for them doing something for you (that DOESN'T involve paying you).

In this case, that something is going to be you signing up for a 14 day ClickFunnels free trial.

After this section, you're going to start seeing green buttons appear that say stuff like, "SIGN UP NOW!"

If at any point you're done reading my awesome copy and want to get your free stuff, just follow these steps:

     1) Click the green button that says something like, "SIGN UP NOW!"
     2) Sign up for a ClickFunnels account on the next page
     3) Send an email to stuart.oden@gmail.com and tell me what email address you signed up to           CF with
     4) Once I get that, I'll send you the goodies

Now here's the important part:

ClickFunnels won't charge you right away. 

You get a 14 day free trial to try out the software. 

You will need a ClickFunnels account to use all the website templates I'm giving you.

In other words, you need an account anyway. 

And if after 13 days and 23 hours you decide you want to keep being a loser and not make any money online, you can just cancel your trial and keep all the free stuff!

(By the way, the $97 plan is fine. You don't need the $300 one.)

As an added bonus, I'm also going to give you access to THIS EXACT FUNNEL that you can use to do the same thing I'm doing here.

You can use it to start signing up ClickFunnels affiliates.

You can even give away all the same stuff I'm giving away.

We'll talk more about this in a later section.

Bonus #5: Business In A Box Funnel
In the last section, I talked about a giveaway funnel.

A Business In A Box Funnel is kind of the same thing. 

The difference is that a BIAB funnel is designed to generate money for you pretty much right away.

They are normally set up with affiliate marketing offers. All you have to do is plug in your own affiliate links and drive traffic.

This page you're looking at is part of a BIAB funnel. 

M E T A 

Basically what I am doing is trying to entice you with a lot of really valuable shit so that you sign up for a ClickFunnels account.

If you sign up for a CF account, I make money.

I probably shouldn't say that.

I should probably say something like, "Helping people is my passion."

But I cringe any time I hear someone say that. 

It's like, no dude - "helping people" as defined by the business world is just a means to an end. 

If you want to help people, go volunteer at a homeless shelter.

Anyway, the point is that you'll be getting access to THIS BIAB funnel as well as another one.

All you have to do is plug in your own affiliate links and start driving traffic.

Both of the funnels come with instruction manuals and you can be up and running in 30 minutes.

Bonus #6: Four Additional Pre-Made B2B Website Templates
In my experience as a marketer, I know ONE THING to be true about your average customer:

The less thinking is required after the purchase, the more likely the purchase is to happen.

In other words, if you're selling something that requires your customer to do work (or God forbid - think), they are less likely to buy.

I'll be straight up with you: I want you to buy. 

(Or in this case, sign up for your free trial.)

So I'm doing literally all of the thinking for you.

The templates included are:

     1) A digital marketing agency website
     2) A social media management website
     3) A lead generation as-a-service (i.e. companies pay you for lead gen services) website
     4) An email marketing as-a-service website 

I'm giving you these pre-made templates for free. All you have to do is drive traffic.

Literally the ONLY way I could make this easier for you is if I actually did the work for you.

You have the traffic generation strategies from the earlier sections.

Now you have the other side of the equation.

Furthermore, I will include a guide that explains in detail where you can find people to OUTSOURCE all of this work you'll be getting.

You literally don't have to do anything except drive traffic.

And hey, you'll need a ClickFunnels account to access these templates anyway. 

So it's not like you have to do any EXTRA work.

(God forbid.)

Bonus #7: Lifetime Access To A Custom Link Shortener And Analytics Tool
A good friend of mine runs a custom link shortener service.

Now, this isn't just any link shortener...

He has all kinds of awesome analytics tools in there that you can use to track the progress of your links.

Think of it like the paid version of bit.ly.

Except you don't have to pay.

In case it's not obvious, the benefit of this is that you can tell which of your campaigns are doing well vs which ones aren't.

I've used it to track the progress of my YouTube videos as well as various affiliate offers that I'm running.

And when you sign up for CF using the green button below, you get free lifetime access to this tool as well.

Bonus #8: Lifetime Access To A Powerful YouTube Video Ranking Tool
If you're somewhat new to the internet marketing world, you've probably never heard of Syndwire.

Without getting into too much detail, Syndwire is a syndication tool that allows you to automatically post links to newly created YouTube videos across social media platforms.

The tool is expensive and requires setting up over 100 separate social media profiles.

However, there is a better solution...

When you sign up, I will give you lifetime access to a tool that takes advantages of Syndwire's API.

This is another tool created by my friend that I have been using to great effect on my own YouTube channel.

The tool is called Syndrank and sells for A LOT of money.

But when you sign up after clicking that green button, you'll get lifetime access.

You can use it to boost the ranking of your own videos.

Or you can sell this as a service to your future digital marketing clients.

Look at all this shit you get for free
I really need to start making video sales letters.

Anyway, now you have a better idea of everything that you're getting.

And like I promised earlier, you're getting all of this for free.

You don't have to pay me a single dollar.

But who cares, right?

I mean, just because I'm giving you a bunch of stuff for free doesn't mean you are obligated to appreciate it or take me up on my offer.

After all, my intentions are 100% selfish here.

Sure, I guess you could argue that I would derive some pleasure from knowing that I helped some random person on the internet improve their lives by making money online.

And of course we all would love to get to a place in life where we can give back to the people we love.

But at the end of the day, I'm just trying to buy hookers and blow. 

I mean... protein powder and... hookers.

Sorry.. I hate trying to act like a respectable businessman. It's so stuffy and boring.

Anyway, why are you even still reading this? 

Just sign up for the damn trial already.

What do you have to lose?
If you've actually read this far, good for you.

I take it as a compliment. 

I mean, it's not like you actually read this entire thing because you're still on the fence as to whether or not you are going to sign up for your ClickFunnels free trial.

If you actually read all that and still can't decide what to do, then you are either a stroke victim or have suffered a recent head injury.

I mean seriously, what do you have to lose?

You're getting all this shit JUST FOR SIGNING UP FOR A FREE TRIAL?

Like... what the fuck? Who even DOES that?

But anyway, if you read this far it then means you like the way I write.

So thanks for reading all that. 

I enjoyed writing it.

If you have any questions and/or want to claim your bonuses, email me at yalla.papi@idiotproofprofits.com.

And good luck!

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